The Girlfriend's Guide to Pregnancy

My dad bought me The Girlfriend's Guide to Pregnancy at a yard sale. I would highly recommend it to any first time pregnant lady who needs a good laugh or some inside information that only a friend would divulge.

I wanted to share the Top 10 Greatest lies about Pregnancy from this book with you.

10

Lamaze works.

9

Morning sickness is gone by lunch.

8

Maternity clothes are so much cuter now.

7

You will have your pre-pregnancy body back in 3 months especially if you nurse.

6

Lotion/Oils prevents stretch marks.

5

Pregnant women have the most beautiful skin and hair.

4

"I swear, Your face hasn't changed at all."

3

Pregnancy brings a man and woman closer together, (yeah you and your obgyn!)

2

"You haven't gotten big anywhwere but your belly!"

1

Pregancy only lasts nine months.